Just let me think I'm cool, okay?
Stolen (gacked, whatever the term is) from melandry because it made me happy.


Something I have that none of you do: Pewter statues of Thomas Jefferson and FDR.

One CD I own that I think none of you do: The Foreign Born LP/EPs. And in the unlikely event that you do have them, I bet yours aren't SIGNED and marked with the band members' PIZZA GREASE FINGER STAINS. Hahahahaha. Mwaha.

One Book I own that I think none of you do: Zondervan NIV Exhaustive Concordance? Anyone? Anyone? How about the New Testament in Russian? And I have three other Bibles on my desk, too. Jesus. You'd think I was religious.

One Movie I own that I think none of you do: The War Room.

One Place I've been that none of you have: PHV in Heidelberg.

One Technological Toy that none of you have: Ummmmmmm. An electric kettle? An iHome?